January 2013
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“The odds are a poison I no longer drink.”
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December 2012
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Dec 13th
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July 2012
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Jul 16th
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Jul 14th
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OMG - I LOVE YOU
I have been told this by many a girl. I LOVE YOU. Whether they loved, hated, or felt indifferently towards me. Whether drunk, high, or puking at the window of a cab. In a text, over brunch, on my Facebook wall. As a member of the society of girls, I have had the high pleasure of being told this by ladies who most certainly do not, nor will ever, love me. Now, I know that “Shit White Girls...
Jul 10th
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June 2012
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 22nd
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Human Microphone
Today I was alerted to the term “human microphone” which at first glance made me think of “human centipede.” Upon closer investigation a human microphone is when people shout what you’ve said thus creating an artificial echo. Two things. 1) I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE IS A TERM FOR THAT! And! That the term has a wikipedia page:...
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 21st
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“what am i doing? why am i here? am i making the right life choices that will...”
–  me while hunched over a smoldering pot of mac’n’cheese in 100 degree heat talking to myself about when i will watch a new episode of 48 hours
Jun 21st
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Jun 20th
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“OCCUPY A BETTER YOU. — Sage advice!”
– The Ladies of The Revolution (via ladiesoftherevolution)
Jun 20th
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KICKstart THIS REVOLUTION →
My favorite project of all time is coming to NYC - please help out! ladiesoftherevolution: FRIEND! Join us! Become us! Help us! We need you to KICKstart this revolution! Your donations are deeply felt. <3 THE LADIES
Jun 19th
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: WHAT IS THE REVOLUTION →
ladiesoftherevolution: FRIEND! WELCOME HOME! WELCOME TO I <3 REVOLUTION! What is “I <3 REVOLUTION?” you ask. “You already know.” I answer. But just to be clear: I <3 REVOLUTION is a movement towards bringing a new, simpler regime to this utterly confusing world. We seek to un-clutter your psyche and bring you…
Jun 18th
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May 2012
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May 11th
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May 10th
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Please pick up your things
I packed up your things- those affections by the door, all into a cardboard box- stamped through to Epidaurus- If i send you this box of lilies of oysters of references to Salvador Dali you would probably return to sender. And here i would be- with a cardboard box of affections- not meant for me.
May 9th
yousoundlikestatic: I’m working on erasing you, I just don’t have the proper tools.
May 9th
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May 9th
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I'm going to write, after I:
Make tea Eat 3 apple slices Clean the kitchen sink Watch 10 minutes of 30 rock live Change my Tumblr theme Figure out how to “Tweet” Lear how to make a “macro” Blow dry my hair Do an internet search for nicknames of Confederate soldiers in The Civil War Eat a teeny bit of Indian Food Write a post on Tumblr about how I am going to write, right after I…
May 6th
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April 2012
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 17th
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March 2012
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Mar 29th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 16th
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February 2012
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Feb 26th
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The Magnet Theater shows Zooey-Isms on the Silver... →
Thank you to the folks at FLICK and The Magnet Theater for featuring Zooey!
Feb 13th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 30th